Showing posts with label stupidity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stupidity. Show all posts

tarts in heels


So after another wasted journey to work today i have decided to sack it off for the rest of the week, i feel its not worth the journey, effort or money for the incompetence that is our management team to tell me to go home again. Personally i like driving in these conditions; you just have to be sensible and take your time and not get distracted by the utter idiots that occupy the rest of the road. Living in Liverpool there are a few of these but nothing quite matched the three tarts i nearly ran over this evening as the walked up the middle of an icy road wearing huge heels, oh i wanted them to fall... i suppose what they lack in brains they make up in style i guess...

Snow Day


AS the country goes on stand still as yet again britain becomes defeated by snow i get to have a snow day. every year it seems that as soon as we get a light dusting of snow we panic, we run out of grit, people fall over and every man, woman, child and the next door neighbours cat go out for a drive to find themselves piled up into the back of some other tool. well i get a snow day wooo whoo and as far as im concerned let it snow let it snow let it snow.

The names Suleman, Sajad Suleman


Reading a post on Thud’s blog reminded me of an article on the train this morning. I’m sure that most have fantasised about being 007 from time to time, watching those early Sean Connery films or the latest Daniel Craig. Anyway when the film ends so does the fantasy, well that’s what usually happens….well not for this guy. The fact that he doesn’t fit the job description in any way what’s so ever means he can sue MI5 for discrimination, and because our government have a shortage of bollocks due to Gordon Brown gargling them all the time he will surely be paid off with a huge sum to be used in what ever way he feels fit.

Plain Stupid


Sticky situation for Gordon Brown this week as he could not get away from answering questions from some Tree Hugger.


The question you have to ask is about the security at Downing Street, just how did this guy get through security with three liquid pouches?

I'm sure Brown would help out on the strip searches and frisking.