On the other hand
Wales doesn't seem to have a problem with knife crime, according to Assistant Chief Constable David Morris. South Wales was the sixth-highest area for knife crime in the UK, according to figures published yesterday.
Personally i don't think Wales have any worries of Knife crime its the Mobile Phone Mast that seem to be the killer.
I just have to have a pop at the welsh.
Mobbed
The country is in complete unrest, we have soaring petrol prices, roads taxes, interest rates and consumer rates at an all time high. Even Asda are having a hard job in cutting prices.
Now the Streets are are becoming even more dangerous as the 21st child was stabbed last night as knife culture is becoming a trend.
But the most disgusting news i read today is of the 2 Police officers mobbed by a gang of thirty for telling a teenage girl to pick up litter that she had dropped this leaving the officers in hospital, all in broad daylight
Most interesting is this part of the report.
The incident escalated quickly as a group of 30 people gathered around the
officers and attacked them. Around five young females were joined by a group of
older males in their thirties and forties. All members of the gang were
described as black.
Second thought
Not sure if i can stand have the picture of her on my blog for too long, its putting me off my Bangers and Mash.
The Thoughts of Jacqui Smith
This sexy bit of crumpet is our Home Secretary and is tipped as one possible successor to our Scottish Marmite Miner.
So you would think she has some nounce about her, well you would be wrong as it seems that her latest ideas to combat Knife crime is to take these horrible little shits to the victims of knife crime in hospital to see what damage they cause.
Hmm, not much thought there for the poor victim that has been attacked.
Oh but then she thinks this maybe a bad idea and that instead they should see a doctor so they can explain the dangers of being stabbed. Well I'm pretty sure they understand they when you stick a knife into someone there is alot of blood, it will hurt and they will more than likely DIE.
I have an idea for you send the shit bags to prison for a long time, when someone breaks the law in this way they should go to prison what ever the age or situation.
Robbing Bastards
Call me stupid but i see today that the councils have been selling our personal details to junk mail companies.
What!!?? how is this not illegal already.
Let me get this right we register to vote, a right that every person has and then the councils profit off this by selling our details and keeping the money.
Did we have a say? Did we bollocks. They just went ahead and did it anyway
What kind of country do we live in?
Gordon 'i love it in the' Brown
So the fat Scotsman comes back after gorging himself on food in Japan and told the British public that he will yet rob them of more money.
If you drive a gas guzzler you will pay and not just a little, as much as £250 more. So Mr Brown how do expect the public to cope? we already have rising petrol prices, a serious sign that there will be a recession and now you want to make it harder for us to get to work and pay you these taxes.
In the meantime who pays for the tax on our governments V8 gas guzzlers that carry your fat ass around. But dont worry as long as you get your pay rise to pay for it, oh that's right you don't. I suppose you need the extra cash to live on, oh that's right we pay for that too.
Do me a favour and fuck off back to Scotland.
If you drive a gas guzzler you will pay and not just a little, as much as £250 more. So Mr Brown how do expect the public to cope? we already have rising petrol prices, a serious sign that there will be a recession and now you want to make it harder for us to get to work and pay you these taxes.
In the meantime who pays for the tax on our governments V8 gas guzzlers that carry your fat ass around. But dont worry as long as you get your pay rise to pay for it, oh that's right you don't. I suppose you need the extra cash to live on, oh that's right we pay for that too.
Do me a favour and fuck off back to Scotland.
Get off your fat ass and work!!
David Cameron has today become one person i would definitely like to meet just for this comment.
This guys is brave, and where Mars bar frying Brown tells us to stop wasting food Cameron's tells us to get off our fat ass and get a job you society leech. (not the exact word but to the same effect)
The guy gets my vote.
Warning to all Gardeners
Bristol City Council is in the middle of an homosexual discrimination claim, the council would like to trim the undergrowth in the local park to encourage wildlife however the bummers use this are for..........well you know....
Anyway read it for yourself, the last time i look it is illegal to perform sexual activities in a public place, this is liberal bummers gone mad. Im sure they will have the backing from Browny in more was than one.
If your out doing any gardening this week be careful or you could end up being sued for hurting a very sensitive guys feelings.
Priorities
Brown has been plastered all over the news today during his visit to Japan. The big G8 leaders meet up and discuss very important issues concerning the world.
The latest from the G8 summit was this. Im so glad they have their priorities right you mars bar frying fat Scotsman, what about the fact its costing me £1.20 a litre for petrol!!!
Look at the state of our over weight old government, its quite clear they never waste food or waste anything for that matter.
Oh I forgot about this.
The Story of Tenbellies
One or two of my readers have asked the question about Tenbellies, and where this name comes from and more to the point what sort of man goes around referring to his partner in such a way.
Well here goes; firstly my partner in no way looks like or is in the shape of a blimp and if truth be known she is 5ft 4 and weighs about 7 and half stone (i really dont know what this all is in US terms, its just small). She does however have some freakish endless hunger, she can eat 24/7 with no sign of where all this food goes, her favourite food are crisps (chips) and can honestly put a full variety pack of 24 bags away in one sitting and yet she will not show any sign of weight gain.
So the name Tenbellies come from the many bellies she must have, she is fully aware of her nickname and in some ways very proud of it.
Example, it is 10:30 pm and she wants to go the chip shop after just downing a couple of bags of crisps!!!
Its funny how we have pet names for our loved ones and the stories behind them, if you have any then let me know.
