On the other hand


Wales doesn't seem to have a problem with knife crime, according to Assistant Chief Constable David Morris. South Wales was the sixth-highest area for knife crime in the UK, according to figures published yesterday.

Personally i don't think Wales have any worries of Knife crime its the Mobile Phone Mast that seem to be the killer.


I just have to have a pop at the welsh.

7 comments:

Mr Pineapples said...

Why are you having a "pop" at the Welsh?

Are you a racialistic type of person?

monkey said...

not at all Mr P, i just have issues with a few welsh people and such has jaded my view on these beautiful people.

however it makes you ask why is it still legal to kill a welsh person with a bow within the wall of chester at midnight?

And how cool would that be if it happened, the guy would get off scot free.

And dont even get me started on the Scots, one name, Gordon Brown!!

Mr Pineapples said...

Ha..Mister Monkey Man

I have not asked about killing a welshie with a cross - bow. But what about a catapault? I have one at the ready and can assist if allowed to by the law.

Why is that most folks deride the Welsh folk of this nation?

I am interested in hearing your views on this

monkey said...

Mr P, im not sure of this but you have opened the door to a great question.

I am rather enjoying our little banter Mr P.

monkey said...

I have been pondering this and think that it is similar to how we mock the Irish.
But with the welsh we seem to think they are of less inteligence and this all stems from the accent.
We also seem to think that they are behind the times and live in small villages in the valleys where they can only just get TV in a word we stereotype them with simple, country, sheep loving folk.

Yet i feel that there is more to this and so ill look in to it more. what do you think?

Mr Pineapples said...

Well Monkey....your answer is, dare I say it, perceptive. It's the accent - which can sound like they have come off the boat from Hindustan.

I am intrigued by this.

I am a lawyer and words are my tools in Court.

It is said that the best lawyers are Welsh or Jewish; the best barristers and orators are Welsh. I consider this to be correct and hence my question to you.

The Welsh barristers I know are universally brilliant at telling stories in court - at conjuring up a visual picture of their case - to captivate and imprison the imagination of the jury or judge.

They might sound like the bloke serving up your vindaloo at the local Tandoori but, by Gawd, they are naturally good orators - with a passion and verve in their speaking that is singularly lacking in their English public school boy colleagues.

As for a lack of intelligence – well – my answer to that is they are Wiley buggers and their open and honest demeanour belies an atavistic animal cunning

Anonymous said...

Absolutely re Scots/GB. Nowt wrong with the Scots except GB but producing GB was such a totally grievous fault that it would be quite justifiable to nuke Scotland if GB was visiting his constituency at the time.