The first of many
so i was told the best way to try and de-stress was to write down all the things that are at the very front of my mind at present.
well its Wednesday I'm sat in uni two days away from handing in my final year project and a maths essay, 2 hours before i have to sit an oral exam telling some jumped up under payed lecture that i found all their lectures interesting and that i have learnt so much from their ever increasing wisdom. yeah right!!
and yet the one thing I'm thinking about is who the hell drank my juice two days ago!!
you see being a student you like the little luxuries and you all so go through phases of liking thing. well at the minute mine is fresh orange juice, the one with all the bits in. yum.
so i buy a huge carton that would last at least a week. the first couple of days i get up have a shower, get dressed and before rushing out of the house to get to a lecture that i will be late for, i have medium glass of fresh cold orange juice. perfection!
after the first two days i found myself running late and so missed my glass of fresh cold orange juice, however it was still there in the back of my mind thinking about having it when i returned home. this was not to be, as after thinking about it i thought 'its a breakfast drink and ill save it for then'.
three days went by without my juice and like some dessert quenching thirst the thought was still there. on the Sunday i had one of those parties that you always look forward to going to all year tell those who you work with that its 'gonna be a great night, gonna get bladderd' and yet when your there its just crap and you just get alittle drunk so not to say anything to your boss, who is a complete arse at times. yeah you guessed it the WORKS XMAS PARTY.
so iv been to that it was great, i got drunk, got away with out saying anything that i shouldn't and unlike past works parties i came away with my relationship in one piece.
and now the morning after, having drank red wine all night i had a mouth like ghandis flip flop, like the bright light shining through my blinds i had the thought, an image of a glass a medium glass full of fresh cold orange juice. putting one leg out of the bed and the cold running up through under the covers sending me to sink back into my warm bed. but my mouth was dry and i knew it would be worth it, so i made the move i got up and walked to the kitchen, why we need a fridge during these cold months ill never know because i felt cold like never before in that kitchen.
i opened the fridge and there it stood my extra large carton of fresh cold orange juice my medium sized glass at the ready, images running through my mind, my mouth getting even dryer as my mouth was to be part of this evil act of theft.
the carton is empty!!!!!!!!
it in the fridge but its empty!!!!!!
after two glasses of fresh cold orange juice its now in the fridge and very empty!!!!!!
now I'm not being funny but you live with people for 3 years and you get an element of respect and trust, and when asked 'who drank my juice'??
all you get is...... ' not me, i don't like juice, i have my own juice'!!!!
well its Wednesday I'm sat in uni two days away from handing in my final year project and a maths essay, 2 hours before i have to sit an oral exam telling some jumped up under payed lecture that i found all their lectures interesting and that i have learnt so much from their ever increasing wisdom. yeah right!!
and yet the one thing I'm thinking about is who the hell drank my juice two days ago!!
you see being a student you like the little luxuries and you all so go through phases of liking thing. well at the minute mine is fresh orange juice, the one with all the bits in. yum.
so i buy a huge carton that would last at least a week. the first couple of days i get up have a shower, get dressed and before rushing out of the house to get to a lecture that i will be late for, i have medium glass of fresh cold orange juice. perfection!
after the first two days i found myself running late and so missed my glass of fresh cold orange juice, however it was still there in the back of my mind thinking about having it when i returned home. this was not to be, as after thinking about it i thought 'its a breakfast drink and ill save it for then'.
three days went by without my juice and like some dessert quenching thirst the thought was still there. on the Sunday i had one of those parties that you always look forward to going to all year tell those who you work with that its 'gonna be a great night, gonna get bladderd' and yet when your there its just crap and you just get alittle drunk so not to say anything to your boss, who is a complete arse at times. yeah you guessed it the WORKS XMAS PARTY.
so iv been to that it was great, i got drunk, got away with out saying anything that i shouldn't and unlike past works parties i came away with my relationship in one piece.
and now the morning after, having drank red wine all night i had a mouth like ghandis flip flop, like the bright light shining through my blinds i had the thought, an image of a glass a medium glass full of fresh cold orange juice. putting one leg out of the bed and the cold running up through under the covers sending me to sink back into my warm bed. but my mouth was dry and i knew it would be worth it, so i made the move i got up and walked to the kitchen, why we need a fridge during these cold months ill never know because i felt cold like never before in that kitchen.
i opened the fridge and there it stood my extra large carton of fresh cold orange juice my medium sized glass at the ready, images running through my mind, my mouth getting even dryer as my mouth was to be part of this evil act of theft.
the carton is empty!!!!!!!!
it in the fridge but its empty!!!!!!
after two glasses of fresh cold orange juice its now in the fridge and very empty!!!!!!
now I'm not being funny but you live with people for 3 years and you get an element of respect and trust, and when asked 'who drank my juice'??
all you get is...... ' not me, i don't like juice, i have my own juice'!!!!
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