Yeah but, no but, oh Balls


I feel so blessed in knowing that the Secretary of Education is none other than Ed Balls, to have such a wise and in tune academic fills me with complete security in knowing that not only the children of our future will be given the best in education, he also poses as a role model for educationalist like ones self. In his latest comments he has come up with the supreme knowledge and wise words that the rise in Teenage Pregnancies may have something to do with the rise in Binge Drinking.


Hmmmmm, right ok I can see how you may have got to that Mr Balls.

TIT!!

Maybe it has a lot more to do with your lovie dovie party breaking up the morals of society and introducing sex education in Primary school. Or could it be that Chantell (13) and her mother Tracy (28) from the council estate know that they can get a shit load off the social if they get up the duff; it’s easier than school or getting a job.

3 comments:

Meesha said...

"Teenage Pregnancies may have something to do with the rise in Binge Drinking."

That makes sense but is, of course, very unfortunate. I suspect the same principle holds true here in the States.

Anonymous said...

I quite agree that the main cause is too easy access to welfare. Insulate people from the consequences of their behaviour and the rest follows.

Balls is a total... Has there ever been a cabinet with so many utterly awful dipsticks as now? So totally awful that Mandelson seems by far the most sensible and competent.

monkey said...

Xogoth never before has there ever been a right time to bring back spitting image, our Cabinet really do take the piss im sure someone somewhere is making this shit up.