Back to Work


Back to work this week and very busy so i will post to tomorrow, as i am brimming with fuel unlike the our petrol stations!!!
But here is a taster;

Whitehall officials may be routinely taking top secret defence documents home, what??!! No wonder this country is going up the spout when these tit's are taking
top secret defence documents to read on the shitter at home.

Tiffany Hirst, 3, a court was told yesterday how passers-by used to see the gaunt face of the toddler staring through the window of her mother’s squalid flat. We live in such a caring country!!

A teacher who stripped in front of a class of teenagers has suffered the humiliation of seeing a video of the incident posted on YouTube. Hahahah that's the wrong kind of raise you dumb bitch!!

Beavers have built a dam in England for the first time in 800 years. The two-year-old pair were brought from Europe last year and given a large enclosure next to a river. Bloody hell we even have to get our beavers from Europe to do the building! Before you know it they will all be coming over, you watch.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Beavers... Is this bad? I hear they're expert dam builders and they work for scraps. That's got to be better than importing muzzies to do the work just to watch them blow it up later on in acts of terrorism.

monkey said...

Its not bad its good the little fellas are back in to the construction game in the UK is just a shame their foreigners.

As for the muzzies, they only know how to build mosques the rest the expect off the filthy westerners.

Thud said...

my lads could have knocked that dam up in no time!